132 Irritation

Pearls are from irritation. Ask any oyster. Or when any guest outlasted their welcome.

And I'm irritated.

The irony is that while I use this concentric-layered aragonite and calcite to sequester my irritation, it just happens to be on the end of a pistol. To settle my discontent that began small as a grain. That milky white irony is now firmly within my grasp: purposeful, 45-calibred, and well-aimed. It is an iron-clad clasp that is clammy and sweaty.

I won't wait a day longer, lest it become rusty.

Colt Manufacturing Company and Smith & Wesson solve problems. They remedy discontent. I bought stock in them before I bought this useful tool lock, stock, and barrel. It's the only thing that memorializes me in this alleged crime, committed--allegedly--by the alleged shooter who is me.

Allegedly.

People with imagination, however, will ask, "Who killed whom?"

And what will finally solve my problem is that I must turn this pearly executioner on myself as I do you, my companion. Because the whole drama--the discontent, irritation, pain, and cruelty that ruins what's left of my life--is a package deal of you and me.

There's no villain but there're two victims.

You and I are way past blame. How might one draw a line between us? This is our final dance macabre together. Does it matter whether it's here or at the end of failed chemotherapy? What does matter in any dance is who leads.

May I?

I have clammed up tight, but the irritation has continued within--until I find I must open, explosively, to discharge that irritation. It's just part of the pearl-making ecosystem, don't you think?

You want to live? So do I! Ah, the conundrum: There's no living with you.

We're gonna go together. I've tried to understand your motivations and your reasons. Robbing me; cheating me; emaciating me. I found them irritating, so I suppose I'm just a terrible host; and you've outstayed your welcome.

So, before all is done, we're both gonna be dead. Two birds with one stone, eh?

Me and my terminal disease. I hope you find it funny, but I've left explicit instructions that my tombstone read, "YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY."

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Not a nice story, but it happens.

For Saturday, May 11, Day 132 of the Story-a-Day Challenge.

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