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Corporealitiness

Three-Word Haiku (Apologies to Paul and Gerard)

By Kendall Defoe Published about a month ago 1 min read
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Corporealitiness
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Note: I discovered the three-word challenge shared between Paul Stewart and Gerard DiLeo and felt I had to share my two (three?) cents.

Gentlemen, if I have overstepped with this, please let me know. My thoughts were racing and that combined with general fatigue allowed this to come out.

Apologies, folks...

-K.D.

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Hypochondriac!

Valetudinarian!

Biophobia?

By Kristine Wook on Unsplash

Paul's Entry:

Gerard's Work:

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  • Lamar Wiggins20 days ago

    Lol, Great entry! Thank you for the laugh, Kendall.

  • Donna Fox (HKB)26 days ago

    This was both "whimsical" and cerebral!! Great work here Kendall!! Are you near the end of your semester yet?? I know the teacher fatigue is setting in hard for me as I lean on my coping mechanisms more, lately. 🍺 Hope you're weathering the storm alright!

  • Murali29 days ago

    Another great piece of work!

  • Novel Allenabout a month ago

    What the crap! Pure genius wrapped in...I don't know what. Where is this challenge, I have just the word. Very hahahahaha funny.

  • Paul Stewartabout a month ago

    LOL...Kendall I love how your brain works and your sense of humour! And by all means, the more the merrier. You did not overstep the mark, only because you came up with such an incredible, telling and hilarious piece! Well done, sir!

  • Kageno Hoshinoabout a month ago

    This was funny

  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a month ago

    Oooo, valetudinarian and biophobia, those are new words for me! Loved your Haiku!

  • John Coxabout a month ago

    You made me laugh out loud, Kendall. The bear is a hoot!

  • Gerard DiLeoabout a month ago

    OK, upping the ante: https://vocal.media/poets/fit-enough

  • Gerard DiLeoabout a month ago

    Bravo!

  • Matthew Frommabout a month ago

    ugh now i'm sucked into this....I blame paul! Great entry.

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