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Battery

By Weird Al Yankovich

By Everyday JunglistPublished 19 days ago 1 min read
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Image courtesy of Zagraniczna Plyta

Starting all the action

A chemical reaction

Packaging is thrown away

Cordless source of power

Can use in the shower

Batteries are here to stay

Smashing through the boundaries

Lithium has found me

Cannot stop a battery

Duracell aggression

Turns into obsession

Cannot kill a battery

Cannot kill the family

Batteries are used by me

Battery

Battery

Crushing all devices

Shavers and food slicers

Never ending potency

Energizer seeker

Power to the weaker

Breeding alkalinity

Smashing through the boundaries

Lithium has found me

Cannot stop a battery

Duracell aggression

Turns into obsession

Cannot kill a battery

Cannot kill the family

Batteries are used by me

Battery

Battery

Triple A destruction

Hammer comes crushing

Powerhouse of energy

Draining in a hurry

Dominating flurry

We create the batteries

Smashing through the boundaries

Lithium has found me

Cannot stop a battery

Duracell aggression

Turns into obsession

Cannot kill a battery

Cannot kill the family

Batteries are used by me

Battery

Battery

Battery

Battery

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About the Creator

Everyday Junglist

Practicing mage of the natural sciences (Ph.D. micro/mol bio), Thought middle manager, Everyday Junglist, Boulderer, Cat lover, No tie shoelace user, Humorist, Argan oil aficionado. Occasional LinkedIn & Facebook user

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  • Andrea Corwin 19 days ago

    Super duper, I loved your poem!! Batteries not required (an old kids' movie too).

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